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Laughs from classics

Tolstoy describes opera as if it had just been invented

The Mark Twain character who was sure he could remember Hamlet's soliloquy

Dr Johnson's dejected introduction to the world's first English Dictionary

Don Quixote's randy horse infuriates the Yanguesans